UPS= Unusually Poor Service?

I accidently shipping my space heater to Florida.
But I don't think UPS cares much.
This isn't the first time I've lost something.

They claim I can get a return by the 10th,
but I don't want the 10th,
I want overnight shipping.

How hard is it to tag the box
and send it on its merry way?
I don't care how much it costs.

I'll put the million dollars on a credit card,
make it some third world country's problem.
I demand my space heater.

You don't make an American girl mad
especially when it comes to a New Englander
without a space heater in the middle of January.

Do you want me to get frostbite?
Curl up in a thousand blankets
just to sleep at all?

I'll probably overheat,
burst a blood vessel while I sleep.
Damn you UPS.

It's time they stuck the little sticker
onto my space heater
and sent him back.